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"mike hawk is huge !!!"
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"I started a band called 1023 Megabytes We're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet"
"""How many volunteers do we have for the army?"" ""384 sir"" ""okay round them up"" ""400 sir"""
"They found a cure for pedophiles. They turn them into dyslexics... ... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts."
"What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear."
"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."
"Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*"
"Guys, women can spot another woman at 10 paces and tell you if she's wearing 5"" or 6"" heels. She knows exactly what, 6""+ looks like."
"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""