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Joke of the Day

"Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan 'We need to build a wah'"

"What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth? Gladiator"

"A Termite Walks into a Bar and asks, ""hey, where's the bar tender?"""

"Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"Wanna terrify a homeless dude? Dress as a grocery store clerk and pretend to scan all the stuff in his shopping cart"

"What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick? You have to cut her fingers off so she can't tell anyone!"

"Teacher told me to give her eye contact when I speak with her. So i jabbed my finger in her eye to touch it."

"A popular Muslim wants into a new bar That place really blew up"

"What is the difference between love and lust? Spiiting and swallowing."