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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to envision something more fitting than this election actually ending in a Biden-Trump fist fight and i cannot"

"An elderly man was quite unhappy"

"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"

"Who's a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping"

"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"

"How do you annoy people on Reddit? [removed]"

"My wife is a liar! Last night I texted her and asked here where she was, she said with her sister Emma. I was with her sister Emma!!"

"What do you call a black preist? Holy shit."

"If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan."

"Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand."