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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your best friend is gay? If his dick tastes like shit!"

"A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed."

"What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child? Herder"

"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."

"Fuck! I have to fly to California to prevent a forest fire. THIS IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!"

"I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes came from then it hit me from 300 meters away."

"[OC] Why Did the Paradox Cross the road? Because it didn't."

"What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called? A theocracy."

"Never date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your heart out."

"What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin? Both come in waves."