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Joke of the Day
"What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called? A theocracy."
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"Just accidentally messaged my husband ""love you sexy beats"" instead of ""sexy beast"" and now he thinks he's some sort of DJ."
"Son: ""Hey, Dad! Can I have $20 for a blow job?"" Dad: ""I don't know, son. Are you any good?"""
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, it's a goddamn electrician, what'd you expect?"
"Will I have an open casket at my funeral? Remains to be seen."
"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."
"Why did the T.V. break up with the remote? She thought he was too controlling."
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal."