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Joke of the Day
"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."
Next Joke
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? (is it ""R""?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C"
"Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him."
"Why are trumpets more expensive than clarinets? Brass tax"
"The documentary who? Knock Knock Who's there? The documentary The documentary who? The documentary Hoop Dreams."
"Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago"
"What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm? Beets by Dre"
"so a polar bear walks into a bar and says: ""i'd like a...................................... beer."" and the bartender says: ""hey man, what's with the big pause?"""
"What is a Pirates favorite letter. You think it be RRRRRRRR but it be the C!"
"How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin? She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions."