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Joke of the Day
"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."
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"My boss told me to ""dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman."
"If I ever had to hear ""Margaritaville"" in its entirety I would strangle myself to death."
"How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches? Wi' jam in"
"A woman was masturbating furiously on the subway The police were going to arrest her, but she got off."
"What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish"
"Mother: A carrot is just a vegan hotdog. *son looks at carrot* Mother: [desperate] Bugs Bunny eats them! Son: This is updoc. Mother: What's-"
"What do you call an April Fool's!"
"Two lips Why do women have two lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. ......sorry ladies of Redditing <3"
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish."