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Joke of the Day

"DRAGON: get AWAY from me ME: let me pet ur scales pls DRAGON: I don't even KNOW u ME: breathe fire on me DRAGON: *is creeped out*"

"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"

"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race."

"Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!"

"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."

"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"

"My friend hasn't spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels. I think he took a fence."

"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."

"""Hey, will you join us in our street protest?"" No thanks ""Why not?"" I actually love streets"