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Joke of the Day
"Never date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your heart out."
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"would you like to come on our quiz show? you could win 2,000,000? [imagines spending the entire show standing up] ""no thanks"""
"My wife asked me why I suddenly froze in one position during sex. I said: ""It's a new move I learned from PornHub. It's called 'buffering'."""
"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."
"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"
"Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom."
"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."
"Katie Price and Kerry Katona have both got books coming out this month...which could plunge the U.K. into a huge crayon shortage."
"Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns."
"I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes."