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Joke of the Day
"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."
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"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."
"So a man walks into a bar His drinking problem is destroying his family"
"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name."
"Did you hear about the couple who got married in a gymnasium? It didn't work out."
"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."
"*pushes math homework away in 1990* I'll never need this *getting yelled at by subway customer in 2014* I WANT THE BREAD CUT LIKE A RHOMBUS"
"why does X always get to mark the spot? i bet Q would like a turn"
"Witch Logic: I have the magical ability to turn any item into a flying vehicle. I guess I'll use that broom."
"Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? John Cougar's Melon Camp"