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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."
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"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."
"I bet i can tell you where you got your shoes. You got'em on your feet."
"Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot."
"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."
"Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread."
"What's the difference? What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team? The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts."
"When does a fuckboy become a fuckman? At his bar mitzfuck."
"What did my wife say after I finally got around to trimming my pubic hair? Wow, that's pretty nuts."
"Why Did Princess Diana Cross The Street? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"