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Joke of the Day
"Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? John Cougar's Melon Camp"
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"People can be so fucking rude when they catch you listening in on their conversation."
"Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood"
"What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx"
"in the 2020 olympics ... ... after Trump has become president, USA will have the best pole vaulting team in the world, consisting of only mexicans"
"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"
"What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!"
"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"
"Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above"
"what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos"