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Joke of the Day
"So a man walks into a bar His drinking problem is destroying his family"
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"My Dad's last words I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11 ""Allahu Akbar"""
"Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls."
"So, I hear Batman didn't turn up to the Christening .. Christian Bale."
"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"
"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"
"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"
"What do you call a blind German? A Nazi"
"What do you call a woman with no clitoris ? What ever you want. She isn't going to come."
"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"