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Joke of the Day
"My friend entered a poetry related pun contest. He stanza good chance."
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"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her."
"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."
"A Atheist, a Vegan and a Marine An atheist, a vegan and a Marine walk into a bar. How do you know that one of them is a Marine? Don't worry he'll let you know"
"My girlfriend treats me like a god Now if I can only get her to stop being an atheist."
"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."
"Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure."
"This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger."
"What do you call a terrorist cowboy? A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry."
"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"