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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her."
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"Why are Mexicans bad at UNO? They steal all the green cards."
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"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."
"Ripped a mole off my face today... Gotta stop looking down gopher holes..."
"The hay in baby Jesus's manger came from Christian Bales."
"What is a ducks drug of choice? Quack."
"Today, I'm going to give it my some."
"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."
"A man and a doctor are talking... The doctor says ""I have bad news. You have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's."" The man replies, ""Thank God I don't have cancer."""