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Joke of the Day

"A Atheist, a Vegan and a Marine An atheist, a vegan and a Marine walk into a bar. How do you know that one of them is a Marine? Don't worry he'll let you know"

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"

"In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says ""what the hell is that"" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE."

"What is a group of endermen called? A basketball team"

"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"

"My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up"

"How nice would it be if when you started rubbing yourself a genie came out, finished you off, cleaned you up & left a chocolate chip cookie."

"Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? No one was hurt but business is toast."

"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"

"What country most despises cars that run on gasoline? Mad-at-gas-cars!"