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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a terrorist cowboy? A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry."
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"What's the technical term for a female-to-male sex change operation? A strapadictomy."
"Why are there no good racist jokes for white people? because, only whites are racist."
"Naming my daughter ""A Relationship"" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her."
"the plot of hitman is that greg hitman is just trying to go about his day but wacky things always seem to happen when he's around!"
"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."
"My ex is such a loser that if there was a competition for the world's biggest loser, he'd still only win 2nd place."
"Guns don't kill people People that have 5 kids, 1 cat, 2 ex-mother-in-laws & work 50 hours a week without wine in their life, kill people"
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to screw in the light bulb and three to talk about how Neil Peart could've done it better."
"How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man? They use a machine gun."