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Joke of the Day
"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."
Next Joke
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"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ... yeah that's the whole joke."
"After my wife died, I haven't been able to look at other women for 10 years... But now that I'm out of prison I can honestly say that it was worth it."
"In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story"
"Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool."
"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"
"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"
"This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."
"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."