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Joke of the Day
"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"
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"Q: Where do mentally unstable trees go? A: The insane a-xylem."
"Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali"
"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."
"applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist"
"Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies."
"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."
"Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class."
"A riddle or a joke? You are at a party with over 100 people, how can you tell which one is a pilot? He'll tell you."
"What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !"