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Joke of the Day

"Women are like Fruits. Every Woman has her own unique taste and color. But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad..!!"

"Did you hear about the woman who got those wooden breast implants? It would make for a good punchline, wooden tit?"

"I went to the doctor's office for an Alzheimer's test... I can't remember the results."

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no ideer"

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't... They're born that way"

"What's the opposite of pro? Con. So what's the opposite of progress?"

"I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally pocket dialed me."

"My girlfriend's been listening to a lot of books on tape lately. She's going to get very good at measuring, wrapping and recording things."

"Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in."

"A womans anger is like a check engine light..there is no way to figure out why it came on so just ignore it and hope it goes away...."