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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to join the Navajo tribe... I hear they've got great fringe benefits."

"What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump."

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party... When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"Brostache117, Penguin_Party12345, D3ATHfromAB0V3x and thewakingforce"

"With Tim Cook being gay and all... It's no wonder he likes dongles so much."

"I ran without my headphones today & was reminded that I feel better about my fitness when my soundtrack isn't my panicked gasping breathing."

"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."

"I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree."

"The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes"

"I bet Hemingway would've deleted a shitload of tweets the next day."