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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree."
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"Today I learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder Because it runs in your jeans."
"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""
"Apparently, one in every two and a half men has HIV. Sorry, Charlie. ^^^Though ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^say ^^^I'm ^^^surprised."
"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"
"They shouldn't be called Alligators they should be called AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHlligators! I made this one myself."
"A crocodile goes to the doctor.. It turns out the crocodile was suffering from ereptile dysfunction."
"A Nazi walks into a BAR... Browning automatic rifle"
"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six-offender! Edit; not my joke!"