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Joke of the Day

"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."

"A Girl In London Two men in a bar. One says ""A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease"". His mate replies ""you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"""

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends."

"Me: Real women don't care about romantic cliches. My internal voice: Please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers."

"Clever Life is a Joke. :P"

"The directions on every jar of anti-aging cream should read: ""Apply liberally to face & neck 20 years ago."""

"I like to bring ants on planes and say ""All the people down there look like you!"" They can't understand me, but they like the company."

"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."

"What's blue, standing in the kitchen? STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!"

"What do you call a pimp without a cane? A caneless pimp."