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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn't a chicken!"
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"Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog."
"She sells sea shells, to multi-national oil drilling companies who use them as their logo, by the sea shore."
"What did the Earth say to the Earthquake? Sorry...that was my fault."
"The baby daddies on 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom should be used to test air bags."
"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"
"Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!"
"I'm gonna win that PS4 from Taco Bell tomorrow"
"I like winter.. ..it's cooler than summer"
"What's a duck's favorite drug? Quack."