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Joke of the Day
"Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog."
Next Joke
"Knock knock [OC] Who's there? Bloop Bloop who Gross! what did you eat?"
"Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas? He had been illumi-naughty"
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronounce unionized"
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? *Everywhere*"
"What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961"
"I got this ""breathe"" tattoo on my wrist because I don't have a central nervous system and it's a helpful reminder."
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it."
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."
"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."