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Joke of the Day
"Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog."
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"Glad to live in a time where being social doesn't require making eye contact."
"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"
"What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth? I am bread."
"New York City is the only place where sound travels faster than light. I always hear the horn before the light turns green."
"If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind"
"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""
"Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye. Her: Why? Me: *stabs fork into eye*"
"What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted ""shut your hole"" at him? ""Babe, it's a valve!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there? Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?"