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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle? free coli"
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same."
"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."
"What do you get when you cross two thieves with a carpenter ... Good Friday!!!"
"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."
"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees"
"I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats"
"Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs."
"DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? I do take the lift sir."
"Fortune Teller I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl named Penny - is that spooky or what?"