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Joke of the Day
"Here comes my big moment... MOMENT."
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"The best part of being single is being able to sleep around... You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle."
"We all know you love your boyfriend, but we'd all appreciate it if you'd SHUT THE FUCK UP"
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"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet can become president."
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"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"
"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."