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Joke of the Day
"how does james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred"
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"Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he's solo."
"ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about"
"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"
"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."
"[at my high school reunion] Hey guys, remember last year when we toilet papered Mrs. Krebb's house? ""Dude that was in 1991."""
"A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it"
"Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering."
"20's kids won't get this Economic prosperity."
"What are Turkish cattle best known for? Mootiny."