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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"
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"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"
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"My daughter may only be one year old today, but she retrieves beer from the fridge at a fourth grade level."
"What time does the funny stuff start around here? I can come back..."
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"*Flips over cards* It was your TC in the KIK room with the retweeter."
"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."