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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favourite song? Another brick in the wall"
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"I had some bad middle eastern food yesterday I just felafel afterwards."
"I saw a fat lady accidentally sit on a phone today I guess you could call that a booty call..."
"A man started telling people he was a piece of fruit. Everyone was convinced he was bananas"
"Doctor asks a patient... Do you use drugs or alcohol? Patient: Nope, but I vape. Doctor: So a no for sexual activity?"
"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"
"Cops would catch more drunk drivers if they just stood outside with signs that say HONK IF YOU'RE WASTED!"
"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"
"How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch? Pay for the pizza."
"If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you leave, what are you when are using the bathroom? European"