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Joke of the Day
"A man started telling people he was a piece of fruit. Everyone was convinced he was bananas"
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"If Russia tried to take Turkey from behind... ... do you think Greece would help ?"
"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."
"A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly... Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell."
"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Might not kill him but he'll never have any friends."
"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"
"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"I like my women the way I like my wine... 9 years old and locked in my cellar."
"When someone tells me they're sick I try to make them feel better with a story about my own sickness that was much worse and many years ago."
"Some guy at a party asked me, ""Who's cheese is on those chips?"" [Fixed] And I said, ""Well, obviously *na-chos*."" Get it? It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent."