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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what he was be for he was Putin ? he was Stalin."

"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."

"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas."

"Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils? She was cross eyed."

"Here's what I'd like for my birthday: Everyone in the world, chewing with their mouths closed for the remainder of my life."

"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"

"2 men walk into a bar One says ouch!"

"Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi."

"college is a lot like kindergarten except instead of going to school im smoking weed in my dorm at 1 pm"