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Joke of the Day
"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."
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"Calculus derives me crazy!!"
"If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy."
"I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say ""Mommy steals credit cards"" when they're in a checkout line."
"What do you call 0.33333333333 of a shit? A turd."
"What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit."
"i NEVER VOTED FOR A PRESiDENT BECUZ iF iM GUNNA WASTE MY GAS THEN iT BETTER BE ON SOMETHiNG iMPORTANT LiKE DRiViNG TO CHiCK-FiL-A"
"I wear the pants in this family. It's so embarrassing when I go to Olive Garden, and the rest of my family is naked from the waist down."
"I used to assume most people were bright, kind, and at least somewhat informed. Then social media was invented."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for North Korea's long range missiles."