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Joke of the Day
"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."
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"How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up? The rest of your life."
"Other girls think they are quirky because they pet dogs at parties. I on the other hand, fear death but also long for it"
"The neighbor's dog has barked non stop for three hours. And now I know how the Chinese first discovered that dogs make a tasty snack."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? I have a flesh-eating disease, and it's slowly killing me."
"Maybe I should get married. Its not like I have sex anyway."
"Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag."
"Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana? Asking for a friend... ...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker"
"What do you call an intense love of math? Calculust."
"What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus.   Works better if you read the joke out loud."