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Joke of the Day
"Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi."
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"What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot? Normal"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."
"Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch."
"The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club? The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club, Is that you don't talk about Chess Club."
"NSFW What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors? An erection."