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Joke of the Day

"Hi Reddit, I am on AA Flight 451. We're going down. AMA!"

"What do you call a black guy who plays the piano? a pianist"

"The Tea Party sounds quite nice until you discover their tea tastes of homophobia and their fondant fancies are made of guns and rage."

"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady? But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?"

"Why do pigs run from medicine? They hate getting cured."

"No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here."

"I've always wondered what lice do to you It's a real head scratcher"

"Today is National 'Secure a rich lover' Day Mate wealth, 2016."

"If you can't enjoy sex when I sing Ladysmith Black Mambazo, we either need to hire 9 black men or have the racism talk."

"Recording on an Australian tax help line If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2."