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Joke of the Day

"I've always wondered what lice do to you It's a real head scratcher"

"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"

"when I was 11 my dad saw me using deodorant, laughed, and said ""that's not how you do it."" I never asked him the right way & it haunts me"

"A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, two in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray."

"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."

"Did you hear about WHO's new report about processed foods causing cancer? Who?"

"How Am I Doing? I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8"

"What do you call the sexual tension between Hillary and Bill Clinton? The Bern"

"Shout out to my neighbors for the 2:00 am fireworks; I hope you enjoyed my 7:00 am weed whacking."