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Joke of the Day

"Daughter: Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor? Me: Because they have boring parents, darling."

"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"

"What do Russians use to censor websites? The Inter-nyet."

"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"

"Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punch line because ruining music isn't funny."

"What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs? Drool"

"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."

"Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere."

"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"

"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"