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Joke of the Day

"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"

"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

"Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower??"

"Coldplay have been arrested. They played ""Clocks""."

"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."

"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."

"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"

"The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto."

"I just pulled over for a siren on the radio so I get it, dogs that bark at tv."