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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere."

"A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 5 billion dollaers???"

"Hi, Id like to buy a Nutri-Bullet, pls. Salesperson: Ah, nice. Off on a cleanse or health kick? Yes. *imagines drinking lasagna* For sure."

"What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a garth brooks concert."

"I like my girl like I like... Reddit Unexpectedly down on me!"

"I Messed up a Customer's Sandwich Order Today... Oh shit, nevermind, wrong sub"

"What does the floor of my house and a girl with a partial nudity fetish have in common? They both feel a lot wetter when Ive got socks on."

"Adam was the original sex-positive feminist... He was ribbed for her pleasure."

"A Priest, an alcoholic and a Paedophile, walk in to a bar. He buys a drink."