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Joke of the Day

"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"

"It's HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It's the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble."

"What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money? Blacking out and gaining money."

"Oh you're a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven."

"""I liked small butts. I was lying."" - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession"

"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."

"Did you see the recent movie about the rabbi? I forget which part they cut out."

"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."

"What do you call a Chinese millionare? Ching-Ching."

"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"