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Joke of the Day

"What do Russians use to censor websites? The Inter-nyet."

"I won't believe corporations are people Until Texas executes one."

"Know what's the best part about my supervisor having an identical twin? I get to watch him die twice."

"I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled."

"Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks? Because they were neckromancers"

"Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia Just proclaim you are homosexual"

"Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned? So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists]."

"Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table."

"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"

"Why do native american's hate snow? Because it's white & on their land."