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Joke of the Day
"I didn't masturbate for over a year. That mistake blew up in my face."
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"Why are penguins so shy? They always get cold feet."
"Sext I just received from my wife- ""Wake up! You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."""
"It's hard to get a lot done when you're busy having a snack every 15 minutes"
"What has a bottom at the top? Your legs."
"Which trees miss you the most? Pine trees"
"chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back"
"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."
"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"
"Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel"