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Joke of the Day
"Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel"
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"Why is chili so annoying? Because it's always Jalopeno business."
"What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food."
"What do you get if you breed a hedgehog and a grass snake? *Interbreed. A meter of barbed wire. It's funnier in Russian"
"Why did Kim Jong Un have so many books? Because he is North Korea's great reader."
"Vulnerability is the last thing I want you to see in me, and the first thing I look for in you."
"Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again."
"What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person"
"Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold. You can't."
"What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99? You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday."