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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"

"TIFU by changing TIFU's meaning to make a joke. Today I fished (for) up-votes by ( insert made up story )."

"When I turn on the lights all of the dads scatter off of my deck, the fat dads can't get over the fence"

"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."

"I can tell my Girlfriends ass is getting bigger, She fits in my Wife's jeans."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""

"I want to do an essay on chronology and hand it in late... ... so the professor can say ""it's about time!"""

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"

"Why did the Chicken come to /r/jokes? [To be buried](http://www.reddit.com/r/antiantiantijokes/comments/3bccyc/the_chicken_sat_far_from_the_road_considering_its/)"

"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."