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Joke of the Day

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"what did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots?"

"A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation."

"""So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too."" - Dogs"

"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"

"Me: ""Get me a newspaper.""Friend: ""Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad."" Poor spider never knew what hit it."

"I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"

"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."

"He was next in line at Starbucks. Then she cut in front of him. Liam Neeson in TAKEN 3: SKINNY VANILLA MAYHEM."