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Joke of the Day

"So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day... and the punchline had him in stitches!"

"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Five. One."

"If you say I'm getting fat again Aunt Betty, I'll make a ""anything for 5 dollars"" ad on Craigslist with your name and number."

"How do you prevent alcoholism? Shots."

"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"

"When I ""rage against the machine"" the machine is usually a printer."

"If you have a dog grooming business and it's not called ""Doggie Style"" then something is wrong with you."

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you do insult them you're already a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok."

"The Republican Presidential Candidates"