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Joke of the Day
"My pastor said the day gay marriage was made fully legal in the US was worse than 9/11."
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"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"
"[NSFW] Look on the bright side My hooker died during sex... Next hour is for free"
"I tried to play water polo once But my horse drowned. :("
"Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !"
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
"NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper"
"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""
"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."
"How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !"