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Joke of the Day

"My pastor said the day gay marriage was made fully legal in the US was worse than 9/11."

"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."

"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""

"No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard."

"I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."

"Patient: The trouble is doctor I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry I don't expect anyone will notice."

"Why did the bible cross the street? To get to the other genocide."

"My surgeon says I'm the easiest patient to work on. Because I'm gutless, spineless, and my brain and colon are interchangeable."

"Did you hear about that Jew that started a charity? Neither did I."

"What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of? ...misogynistic."