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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""
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"I refuse to do laundry because it's racist, because you need to separate white from the colored."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !"
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"
"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"
"What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard? Shoot her again."
"There's a nun at my church who occasionally does stuff involving leather. And I'm okay with that, I really am. Just so long as she doesn't make a habit out of it."
"I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me."
"One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato."