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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that Jew that started a charity? Neither did I."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes."
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"I love you guys with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger."
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"What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common? Baristas"
"Doctor, doctor...I've got a strawberry up my butt! That's ok. We've got some cream for that."
"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."
"Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size."
"Waiter are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir they must have escaped from the kitchen !"