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Joke of the Day

"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."

"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"

"A guy walks into a bar ouch"

"What would be a good title for an Indian porno? Thank You, Cum Again"

"What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates? ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"

"My buddy went to a Halloween party as Jesus on the cross... Everyone said he pretty much nailed it"

"I wonder if they have WiFi in Hell..."

"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."