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Joke of the Day
"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."
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"The King of pop is dead... The King of Snap and Crackle have been taken into protection after police suspect cereal killer."
"The nicotine patch is great. I get my addiction out of the hands of the evil tobacco industry and into the loving arms of big pharma."
"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."
"What is my favorite street sign? Slow children."
"What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies."
"Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling"
"My Dermatologist makes $60 a Pop !"
"you know what kind of shoes chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
"I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow? ZING!"